1st joke:An Older White Haired Man Walked Into A Jewelry Store
2nd Most funny joke of the day:- A Husband’s Quick-Witted Walk with a Blind Man
1st Joke Story:-
An older white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday with his beautiful young girlfriend at his side
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.”
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over
“Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000”, the jeweler said.
The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement
The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it”
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque
“I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick up the ring Monday afternoon” he said.
Monday morning a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man
“There’s no money in that account!”
“I know”, said the old man
“But can you imagine the weekend I just had?”
2nd Joke Story:
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the footpath, and says to him,
“You know if you put a piece of rubber on the end of your stick, I wouldn’t have to listen to that tapping.”
The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be on the bus.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
