Wife wish to husband – JOKE OF THE DAY
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled,
” I hope you die, a long, slow painful death.”
He turned around
and said :
‘So, you, want me to fu*ki*g stay?
2nd joke: A Woman Walks Into A Cafe
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache.
After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her f*rts are loud,
she decides to f*rt simultaneously with the cafe music.
Every time the music gets really loud she let out a long f*rt.
She saw that everyone in the cafe was staring at her and later realized that she was wearing headsets the whole time.
