The Three Bulls on the Ranch
Once upon a time, on a ranch far away, there were three bulls. These bulls had been living peacefully, enjoying their own personal herds of cows. But everything changed when they heard the news that a new bull was being introduced to the ranch.
Now, each bull had a different perspective on how they would handle this newcomer. They gathered together, eager to discuss their thoughts.
The first bull, a seasoned veteran who had been on the ranch for five years, declared, “I’ve worked hard to build my herd of 100 cows. I’m not giving any of them to this new bull. They’re mine, and I won’t budge.”
The second bull, who had been on the ranch for three years, chimed in, “I’ve put in my time and earned the right to my herd of 50 cows. I’m not going to give them up. They belong to me.”
Lastly, the youngest bull, who had only been on the ranch for a year and had a modest herd of 10 cows, said, “I may not have as many cows as you guys, but I’m not giving up any of them. They’re mine, and I’m keeping them.”
As they were deep in discussion, a loud rumbling sound filled the air. Suddenly, an enormous 18-wheeler truck came into view. It was carrying the biggest bull they had ever seen. This massive bull weighed a staggering 4,700 pounds, and each step he took made the steel ramp strain.
All three bulls stood in awe and disbelief at the sight before them. The first bull, realizing the magnitude of the newcomer, offered, “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”
The second bull, who had an abundance of cows, agreed, “I have more cows than I can handle anyways. I can definitely spare a few without any trouble.”
However, when they turned to the youngest bull, they found him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting in defiance. Concerned, the first bull advised, “Son, don’t be foolish. Let him have some of your cows, and everything will be fine.”
But the fearless young bull responded, “Hell, he can have all my cows. I just want to make sure he knows that I’m a bull too. I won’t back down.”
What a brave and determined young bull he was, ready to face any challenge that came his way. It was clear that he was not intimidated by size or strength, and that he would stand up for himself no matter what.
Now, let me share another story with you, one filled with a touch of humor.
There was a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork living happily in their nest. One day, something unusual happened – daddy stork didn’t come home for dinner. This worried mommy and baby stork, wondering where he could be.
When the dad finally returned the next morning, they eagerly inquired about his whereabouts. To their surprise, he nonchalantly replied, “I was out making a young couple very happy.”
About a week later, it was mommy stork’s turn to disappear during dinner time. Daddy stork and the baby stork were filled with concern. When mom stork arrived the next morning, they asked her where she had been. She casually replied, “I was out making a young couple very happy too.”
A few days later, the baby stork decided to go on an adventure and didn’t come home for dinner. This left his parents extremely worried. When he finally returned the next morning, they asked him where he had been all night. With a mischievous grin on his face, the baby stork proudly declared, “I’ve been scaring the sh!t out of college students!”
Oh, those mischievous storks and their playful escapades. It seems that the youngest stork had a mischievous streak in him and enjoyed playing pranks on unsuspecting college students.
These stories teach us valuable lessons about courage, determination, and the importance of standing up for ourselves. The young bull showed us that even in the face of a formidable challenger, it’s crucial to hold our ground and assert our presence. And the mischievous stork reminded us that life should be filled with joy and laughter, even if it means scaring a few college students along the way.
So, let these stories inspire and entertain you as you navigate the challenges and adventures of life. Remember, no matter your age, it’s never too late to be brave and find moments of delight.
