{"id":33865,"date":"2026-05-28T19:17:52","date_gmt":"2026-05-28T14:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/?p=33865"},"modified":"2026-05-28T19:18:12","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T14:18:12","slug":"this-80s-blonde-bombshell-was-once-every-mans-dream-what-happened-to-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/?p=33865","title":{"rendered":"This \u201980s Blonde Bombshell Was Once Every Man\u2019s Dream \u2013 What Happened to Her ."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000170953-819x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33866\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000170953-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000170953-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000170953-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000170953.jpg 1070w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>She went from total anonymity to global stardom almost overnight \u2014 and then, just as quickly, the spotlight moved on. But the real story of what happened to this golden-haired actress is far more layered than the headlines ever let on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the early 1980s, a fresh-faced drama student barely out of performing arts high school landed what should have been the role of a lifetime \u2014 the lead in a major superhero blockbuster, opposite two of Hollywood\u2019s most formidable veterans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/37ebeb591a110d73c0cc5dc513dead96fc8b52025086f22d33fd849337e418e3.jpg\" alt=\"The actress stars as the titular superhero in the film &quot;Supergirl&quot; in 1984. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress stars as the titular superhero in the film \u201cSupergirl\u201d in 1984. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- America -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"6790954533\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>She was unknown, untested, and utterly captivating. Audiences across the world were transfixed. Men wanted her, women admired her, and the entertainment industry seemed to be hers for the taking. So what happened next?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>From Drama Student to Superhero<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>She was just 18 years old and had barely appeared in a handful of television episodes when she walked into one of the most competitive auditions Hollywood had seen in years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/e4d270975d8e52b1a71bfa36eb05fe9fb81e466a77a3c6a8e983b6272f708dd2.jpg\" alt=\"The actress poses on a rooftop as she puts her hand up to match with the top of St Paul's Cathedral on July 16, 1984 in London, England. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress poses on a rooftop as she puts her hand up to match with the top of St Paul\u2019s Cathedral on July 16, 1984 in London, England. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The producers behind the 1984 superhero film \u201cSupergirl\u201d were searching for an unknown actress to take the title role \u2014 and they had their pick of the crop. Names like Brooke Shields had been floated and dismissed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Demi Moore and Melanie Griffith both showed up to try their luck. But when this particular drama student stepped into the room, something clicked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/9de6cd52d18362d4910cc90066c8f55d976914850cf072c6d20f21f1f7ca8156.jpg\" alt=\"The actress stars as the titular superhero in the film &quot;Supergirl&quot; in 1984. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress stars as the titular superhero in the film \u201cSupergirl\u201d in 1984. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She had prepared seriously. She even sought out advice from a well-known Superman actor about what it actually felt like to play a superhero \u2014 just to convince herself she could do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- America -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"6790954533\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>She was the first to present herself for audition, and she got the part. \u201cOh I start crying like I\u2019m just \u2014 you know my whole life changed,\u201d she later&nbsp;recalled&nbsp;on the \u201cInside of You\u201d podcast, describing the moment she was told she\u2019d landed the role.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/2466004396f637feb3a9b5f354a3043746820fdf3f9f69c1bbf1591c86e663c8.jpg\" alt=\"The actress attends the premiere party for &quot;Soul Man&quot; at the Hard Rock Cafe on September 10, 1986 in New York City. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress attends the premiere party for \u201cSoul Man\u201d at the Hard Rock Cafe on September 10, 1986 in New York City. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Within weeks, she was on a plane to London, where filming would take place at Pinewood Studios. What followed was a gruelling physical transformation \u2014 swimming three times a week, horseback riding, weight training, trampolining.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By the time cameras rolled, she had added roughly 20 pounds of muscle, and she needed every bit of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/beee1d6b8dafb00d9dba3cb3a8cccd0b0fdb19e10da026a5aa515c2734dbe39b.jpg\" alt=\"The actress stars as the titular superhero in the film &quot;Supergirl&quot; in 1984. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress stars as the titular superhero in the film \u201cSupergirl\u201d in 1984. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>On Set with Hollywood Royalty<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>The supporting cast was formidable. Peter O\u2019Toole and Faye Dunaway \u2014 two Oscar-calibre names \u2014 were signed on, and though the young actress held her own, life on set was not without its turbulence. O\u2019Toole\u2019s struggles with alcohol were an open secret, though she remembers him warmly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dunaway was a different story. The \u201cNetwork\u201d star, still bruised from the critical savaging she received for her portrayal of Joan Crawford in \u201cMommie Dearest,\u201d was reportedly desperate to prove herself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/a69ff7d7e271a44c4e33a58d58234d385ea5c346b568b1ec80572d034fe8b5d8.jpg\" alt=\"Promotional headshot of actress Faye Dunaway as she appears in the movie &quot;Supergirl&quot; in 1984. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Promotional headshot of actress Faye Dunaway as she appears in the movie \u201cSupergirl\u201d in 1984. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Co-star Brenda Vaccaro, who played Dunaway\u2019s henchwoman, later said she had to keep reminding the Oscar winner to relax \u2014&nbsp;telling&nbsp;her, \u201cIt\u2019s just a fun movie.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- America -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"6790954533\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>Dunaway herself admitted years later that she clashed repeatedly with director Jeannot Szwarc, furious that he reined in her more comedic instincts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/11eb10353b4d5e03e2dd9c41a96362db03c3c3ba9da85848f425319fa4961416.jpg\" alt=\"Faye Dunaway is seen on August 7, 1984 in London. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Faye Dunaway is seen on August 7, 1984 in London. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The young star, however, chose to focus on the joy of it all \u2014 and that generosity of spirit would only deepen with age. Years later, reflecting on Dunaway\u2019s reputation for being \u201cdifficult,\u201d she&nbsp;offered&nbsp;a more compassionate reading:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u201cNow, as an older actress, I see how vulnerable women are. I don\u2019t think we have the same opportunities as men, and there may be more judgment or criticism directed at us: we\u2019re labeled as difficult when perhaps it\u2019s simply a matter of asking for what you want or having certain standards for how you want to work.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/6208d40b9afcaedb0618fa13e5aec570d668919916732118f7765bb27d247f54.jpg\" alt=\"The actress in a publicity portrait from the film &quot;The Secret Of My Success&quot; in 1987. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress in a publicity portrait from the film \u201cThe Secret Of My Success\u201d in 1987. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>When the Film Flopped<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>For all its promise, \u201cSupergirl\u201d was a troubled production from the start. Christopher Reeve had originally been set to appear as Superman \u2014 his presence would have tied the film to the beloved franchise \u2014 but he pulled out, reportedly over pay disputes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The script had to be rewritten. Budget cuts gutted what screenwriter David Odell had originally envisioned: a sprawling, $200 million epic in which the villain, Selena, literally conquered the world. What ended up on screen was considerably more modest \u2014 and more muddled.Watch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- America -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"6790954533\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>Early screenings alarmed the studio, and the runtime was slashed by half an hour. Warner Bros. considered it a liability and offloaded it to Tri-Pictures. Its number-one box office debut turned out to be a fluke as it collapsed the following week. Domestically, it grossed just $14 million against a $35 million budget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The young actress at the centre of it all bore much of the blame. Her performance was widely panned, and producer Ilya Salkind later admitted that casting Brooke Shields would have been more commercially astute. The actress\u2019s burgeoning career \u2014 which had seemed so dazzlingly inevitable \u2014 stalled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/77757b62a830554921980fa847a3b47b2bed5b9c8535266e2c4d9dd749ca9565.jpg\" alt=\"The actress attends the &quot;Sticky Fingers&quot; Beverly Hills Premiere at Academy Theatre on April 27, 1988 in California. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress attends the \u201cSticky Fingers\u201d Beverly Hills Premiere at Academy Theatre on April 27, 1988 in California. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And yet, she refuses to see it that way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI was 18, I had just graduated from performing arts high school, I took a gap year to see if I could get some acting work, and I got the lead role in this great movie,\u201d she&nbsp;said. \u201cFor me, that overshadows everything. I went from living in anonymity with my mother in New York to this dazzling experience. I\u2019m grateful for what happened. \u2018Supergirl\u2019 changed my life.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/304e673461dfc350d2a163508219e9835b5eab109bddc2df0bac2dec3866e181.jpg\" alt=\"The actress attends the Second Annual American Comedy Awards at Hollywood Palladium on May 17, 1988 in California. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress attends the Second Annual American Comedy Awards at Hollywood Palladium on May 17, 1988 in California. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>A Career That Refused to Quit<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>She didn\u2019t disappear \u2014 not by a long shot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Throughout the late \u201980s and \u201990s, she built an impressive&nbsp;filmography, appearing alongside&nbsp;Bette Midler&nbsp;in the comedy hit \u201cRuthless People\u201d (1986), scoring again in \u201cThe Secret of My Success\u201d (1987), and taking on roles in \u201cCity Slickers\u201d (1991) and \u201cLassie\u201d (1994), among many others.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/fca170c4c85306e3052c11e5055967b7aef6f4625122fe18dbac538208fefa83.jpg\" alt=\"The actress attends the &quot;Sticky Fingers&quot; New York City Premiere on May 2, 1988 at The Public Theater. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress attends the \u201cSticky Fingers\u201d New York City Premiere on May 2, 1988 at The Public Theater. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Television kept her busy too \u2014 guest spots on \u201cSeinfeld,\u201d \u201cGrey\u2019s Anatomy,\u201d \u201cWill and Grace,\u201d and \u201cSupernatural\u201d kept her face familiar to audiences, even if her name wasn\u2019t always front of mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And in a move that said everything about her character, she returned to the DC universe not once but twice \u2014 playing Superman\u2019s mother in \u201cSmallville,\u201d and then Supergirl\u2019s adoptive mother in the Melissa Benoist-led TV series \u201cSupergirl\u201d (2015\u20132021).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/171cded27793d72adccdf754bff2a93ce61c2b7ba897110e43de4be9c8b9acca.jpg\" alt=\"The actress attends the &quot;Chances Are&quot; Westwood Premiere at Mann Bruin Theatre on March 8, 1989 in California. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress attends the \u201cChances Are\u201d Westwood Premiere at Mann Bruin Theatre on March 8, 1989 in California. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- America -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-4648723387452672\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"6790954533\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>Unlike many actors who cringe at their superhero past, she embraced it fully. Fans have never forgotten what she once was \u2014 and recent social media posts make that abundantly clear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cSo beautiful woman,\u201d<\/em>&nbsp;one admirer&nbsp;gushed.<em>&nbsp;\u201cMy first crush back 1987 I was 8 at that time when I saw how gorgeous she look in the secret of my success movie,\u201d<\/em>&nbsp;another&nbsp;swooned.&nbsp;<em>\u201cShe was hot as Supergirl,\u201d<\/em>&nbsp;a third&nbsp;declared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/196ffc18de8aad1c6624a62ade470da7ae924b8ecd640c29c9d0e83f91d9dec4.jpg\" alt=\"The actress is photographed at a charity event in Century City, California, circa 1992. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress is photographed at a charity event in Century City, California, circa 1992. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Life Beyond the Screen<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Away from acting, she has built a life that is arguably richer than anything Hollywood scripted for her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A singer-songwriter, she has released&nbsp;six albums&nbsp;of original music, including three children\u2019s albums \u2014 \u201cThe Myths of Ancient Greece\u201d (2013), \u201cThe Ugly Duckling\u201d (2015), and \u201cSelkie\u201d (2019).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/5fb6305298f11b875848eb2accfcbd6c907d0a1b76feb13f09b7af1791bdce5b.jpg\" alt=\"The actress attends the 10th annual Super Megashow and Comic Fest at the Crowne Plaza Hotel on July 12, 2008 in Fairfield, New Jersey. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress attends the 10th annual Super Megashow and Comic Fest at the Crowne Plaza Hotel on July 12, 2008 in Fairfield, New Jersey. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She holds a Bachelor of Arts in the Humanities from Antioch University, and \u2014 in perhaps the most unexpected credential of all \u2014&nbsp;a Ph.D in Mythological Studies&nbsp;with an Emphasis in Depth Psychology from Pacifica Graduate Institute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She co-founded the theatre group The Naked Angels, is one of the founding members of the Los Angeles improvisational group The Bubalaires, and is a founding member of the non-profit Turbine Arts Collective.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/99b036be902cfafaa96e29bde5b835622fffbb147066db44216d32ea51efcd87.jpg\" alt=\"The actress arrives at the Disney ABC Television Group's &quot;TCA 2001 Summer Press Tour&quot; at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on August 7, 2011 in California. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The actress arrives at the Disney ABC Television Group\u2019s \u201cTCA 2001 Summer Press Tour\u201d at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on August 7, 2011 in California. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She has been married to award-winning editor Robert Watzke since 1989, and the couple have&nbsp;a daughter, Hannah Nika Watzke, 30. Those who have followed her journey into this quieter, fuller chapter of life seem moved by what they see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cBeautiful\u2026then &amp; now,\u201d<\/em>&nbsp;one fan&nbsp;reflected&nbsp;warmly.&nbsp;<em>\u201cShe looks better now, in my opinion,\u201d<\/em>&nbsp;another&nbsp;ventured&nbsp;boldly.&nbsp;<em>\u201cShe aged really well,\u201d<\/em>&nbsp;a third&nbsp;agreed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.amomama.com\/93f8304511540191e21be94ed35002d82cb0d2ec5245528023cb14143a575bfa.jpg\" alt=\"Helen Slater attends the SAG-AFTRA Foundation Conversations Presents &quot;Chantilly Bridge&quot; at SAG-AFTRA Foundation Screening Room on December 9, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. | Source: Getty Images\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Helen Slater attends the SAG-AFTRA Foundation Conversations Presents \u201cChantilly Bridge\u201d at SAG-AFTRA Foundation Screening Room on December 9, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. | Source: Getty Images<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>The Name Behind the Legend<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>So who is this woman \u2014 this blonde bombshell who became a superhero, survived a box office disaster, reinvented herself again and again, and emerged, decades later, more whole than ever?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her name is Helen Slater. Born Helen Rachel Schlacter on December 15, 1963, in Bethpage, New York, and raised in Massapequa, Long Island, she is now 62 years old \u2014 and still, quietly, extraordinary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She went from total anonymity to global stardom almost overnight \u2014 and then, just as quickly, the spotlight moved on. 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