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A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The son thought about this and went along happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Her morning breath was horrid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don\u2019t say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while the others are eating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what\u2019s wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With a look of shock on his face the young man says, \u201cOH MY GOD! You\u2019ve swallowed my sock!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n

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