The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”
A married couple is sleeping
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,
“How am I supposed to know?
We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,
“Sweetheart, who was that?”
“I don’t know, some dumb b!t.ch asking if the coast is clear.”
