Joke 1: One night a couple is in the bed
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife’s arm…
the wife is turned and she tells him: I’m sorry but I have an appointment with
the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh.
The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep…
Some minutes later it turns again and it unco:ve*s her wife again,
he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?
Joke 2: An old lady went to visit her dentist
An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn she sat in the chair,
lowered her und*rp*n.ts and raised her le:gs.
The dentist said: “Excuse me; I ‘m not a gynecologist.”
“I know,” said the old lady.
“I want you to take my husband’s te*th o.u.t.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
