A man brings his best friend home for dinner—completely unannounced—at 7:30 p.m. after work.
The Wife’s Reaction
Without hesitation, his wife starts yelling, while the friend sits quietly, just listening.
The Outburst
Wife: “My hair isn’t done, makeup’s a mess, the house is cluttered, the dishes are piling up, and I’m still in pajamas. I’m not even thinking about cooking tonight! Why on earth did you bring him home?!”
The Husband’s Response
Husband: “He’s thinking about getting married, so I promised him a demo!”
