A guy has been asking the prettiest girl

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A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.

He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive w!ne.

On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.

They start necking and he’s getting p*et*y exc*ted.

He starts to r*ach und8r her sk**t and she stops him, saying she’s a v!rg*n and wants to stay that way.

“Well, okay,” he says, “how about a bl** job?”

“Yuck!” she screams. “I’m not putting that thing in my mo*th!”

He says, “Well, then, how ab*ut a ha*d job?”

“I’ve never done that,” she says. “What do I have to do?”

“Well,” he answers, “remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spr*y your brother with it?”

She nods.

“Well, it’s j*st like that.”

So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts s*aki*g it.

A few seconds later, his head flops back on the he*dre*t, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screa*s out in pa*n.

“What’s wrong?!” she cries out.

“Take your thumb of* the end!!”

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