The Clever Grandma A police officer stopped an elderly woman named Margaret for driving too fast.
She slowly rolled down her window and smiled warmly at the young officer.
“Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” he asked politely.
Margaret narrowed her eyes. “Oh dear, at my age I don’t even check the speed anymore. I just try not to fall behind.”
The officer looked around and sighed. “Ma’am… there are no other cars on the road.”
She laughed softly. “Well then, I guess I’m doing pretty great!”
Trying to stay serious, the officer continued. “May I see your license and registration?”
Margaret opened her purse and began searching. Out came tissues, old candy, a tiny sewing box, and an expired coupon from years ago.
“Oh my,” she said calmly. “I must have left my license at home.”
“That’s not good, ma’am,” the officer replied.
She nodded. “True… but I don’t really need one anyway.”
Confused, the officer asked, “Why wouldn’t you?”
Margaret leaned closer and whispered, “Because this car isn’t actually mine.”
The officer froze. “Excuse me? Then whose car is it?”
She waved her hand casually. “No idea. I think I just picked it up at the gas station.”
The officer stepped back. “Ma’am… are you saying this car was taken?”
Margaret gasped. “Oh goodness, when you say it like that, it sounds terrible.”
Backup arrived quickly. A senior officer approached and asked gently, “Ma’am, can I see your ID?”
Margaret smiled and handed him her driver’s license.
He examined it, surprised. “This license is valid… and this car is registered to you.”
She patted the steering wheel. “Of course it is. I’ve owned it forever.”
The first officer stuttered, “B-but you said—”
Margaret chuckled. “Young man, you didn’t listen very well. And I don’t recall admitting I was speeding either.”
The senior officer shook his head and smiled. “You’re free to go, ma’am.”
Margaret drove away, whispering proudly, “Still got it.”
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Story 2 – Priorities A man rushed into a police station, crying uncontrollably.
“My wife is missing!” he cried. “She went out to help people during the flood and never came back!”
The sergeant remained calm. “Let’s get some details. How tall is she?”
“Uh… maybe a little over five feet,” the husband answered nervously.
“And her weight?”
“I’m not really sure. Average, I guess.”
“Eye color?”
“Brown… I think.”
“Hair color?”
“It changes. Probably dark right now.”
“What was she wearing?”
“Something normal. Pants, skirt… I don’t know.”
The sergeant nodded and asked, “What vehicle did she take?”
“She took my Jeep.”
“What model?”
The husband suddenly broke down crying even harder.
“It’s a 2010 Rubicon with a Sprintex Supercharger, Intercooler, DiabloSport Programmer, Teraflex Falcon shocks, custom drive shafts, beadlock wheels, 37-inch Toyo tires, Olympic Off-Road bumpers, multiple LED light bars, sPod switch system, Power Tank, full Rock Hard cage and armor, Poison Spyder sliders and fenders…”
He collapsed into sobs.
The sergeant gently handed him a tissue and said, “Don’t worry, sir. We’ll do everything we can to find your Jeep.”
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