A blonde woman was playing roulette in a busy Las Vegas casino, surrounded by flashing lights, ringing bells, and the hum of hopeful gamblers.
Unfortunately, luck was not on her side.
Spin after spin, she kept losing until, at last, she was down to her very last $100. She stared at the chips in front of her, tears welling up in her eyes.
“What am I supposed to do now?” she cried, burying her face in her hands.
The man sitting next to her leaned over sympathetically and said, “Why don’t you bet on your age?”
She sniffed, thought about it for a moment, and nodded. “That makes sense.”
She pushed all $100 onto the number 29.
The wheel spun…
The ball bounced…
And finally landed on 36.
The moment the number was announced, the woman fainted right there at the table.
The Pigs’ Dining Plan
A farmer owned a large herd of pigs and took great pride in caring for them.
One day, a man arrived at the farm and asked, “What do you feed your pigs?”
“Well,” the farmer replied, “mostly acorns, corn, and scraps. Why do you ask?”
“I’m with the Animal Protection Association,” the man said sternly. “That kind of feeding isn’t appropriate. Animals deserve better care.”
And with that, he fined the farmer.
A few days later, another visitor showed up and asked the same question.
This time the farmer answered carefully, “I feed them salmon, shrimp, steak, and even a bit of caviar.”
The man frowned. “I’m from the United Nations. People around the world are starving, and you’re feeding pigs gourmet food? That’s unacceptable.”
He fined the farmer too.
A week later, yet another man came by and asked the now-nervous farmer the same question.
The farmer paused, scratched his head, and finally said, “Well… I give each pig five dollars a day.”
The man blinked. “Five dollars? What do they eat?”
The farmer shrugged. “I let them buy whatever they want.”
😄 Hope this gave you a good laugh. Have a great day!
