Wife left a note on the fridge it says
“I have made all attempts.
It’s not working,
I can’t take it anymore.
I am going to stay at my mom’s place!!”
Husband open the fridge,
checks the beer bottle.
Feels it is chilled
Then says to himself,
“What the hell is she talking about???
Fridge is working fine
2nd joke: Lady Loses Her Handbag
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.
It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.”
The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
